Who we are

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When she’s not binge-watching true crime documentaries, you’ll find Sarah obsessing over website content, singing like nobody’s listening and chasing after her little potty-mouthed mini me.

Currently: Considering creating an exact clone of herself, so there are enough hours in a day.

Catchphrase: Did someone say wine?

Pet peeve: People chewing loudly.

Childhood career aspiration: A dolphin trainer.

If I weren’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… traveling somewhere… anywhere… everywhere!

Past work lives include: Marketing Account Manager, Digital Projects Manager, Motel Manager, Office Manager, Personal Assistant, Nanny and rebellious Macca’s Drive-Thru chick who refused to up-sell “fries with that”.

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When Maddee’s not annihilating people at Harry Potter trivia, you’ll find her googling things unnecessarily and flashing her Dymocks gold card all over town.

Currently: Working her way through a list of vintage classics (books & wine).

Catchphrase: Hold on, I’ll Google it.

Pet peeve: Fluoro pens.

Childhood career aspiration: A librarian.

If I wasn’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… an Astronaut and Violinist (perhaps I’d start an orchestra on the moon).

Past work lives include: Industry Engagement Coordinator, Receptionist, Motel Manager, Accounts and Payroll Officer and possibly the best barista the world has ever seen (self-proclaimed).

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When she’s not frantically cleaning her house with one airpod tuned into the latest Casefile true crime podcast episode, you’ll find Bec making an endless stream of on-demand kids’ snacks and lovingly tending to her feline overlords.

Currently: Hopelessly trying to master the pilates reformer, while drooling over thoughts of a cheese platter.

Catchphrase: In my (un)professional opinion...

Pet peeve: Unexplainable tech issues.

Childhood career aspiration: Veterinarian.

If I wasn’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… Finishing my psych degree (aka the never-ending story) or trying to recruit my friends into starting our own true crime podcast!

Past work lives include: Receptionist/admin assistant (my first job), Ministerial EA, CEO EA, and psychology student.

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When she’s not wrangling three kids who think they’re zoo animals, you’ll find Annette binge-watching something on Netflix or listening to true crime podcasts.

Currently: Calculating how many hours of quiet she has left before the school day ends!

Catchphrase: You’ve got this!

Pet peeve: Loud chewing

Childhood career aspiration: A famous singer!

If I wasn’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… Travelling the world whilst drinking wine and indulging in a good book!

Past work lives include: Medical Secretary, Typist Extraordinaire, Mum aka Octopus and Magician, Maccas chick (I don't even want to know how many years ago!).

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When Tahlia’s not busy creating her next floral masterpiece (shout out to Tahlia’s side hustle – Afternoon Blooms!), you’ll find her walking her dog on the beach, or trying to get a handle on her incredible ability to drop almost every single item she picks up.

Currently: Pondering the ending of the movie Interstellar.... Matthew McConaughey in space? I'll allow it.

Catchphrase: Love that for you!

Pet peeve: When someone takes the bin out and doesn't replace the bin liner… triggered.

Childhood career aspiration: Dance Teacher.

If I wasn’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… Living in Italy drinking wine, eating pasta and painting by the sea.

Past work lives include: Florist, Property Manager, Medical Receptionist and Pharmacy Assistant.

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When she’s not binging Netflix or Googling her next travel adventure, you’ll find Emma hitting the shops or refereeing her two wild animals (children).

Currently: Wondering how long my babysitter will last, whilst listening to my children boss her around!

Catchphrase: Google it!

Pet peeve: People that stand too close to you in line in public places and socks that are still inside out after being on stinky feet.

Childhood career aspiration: A psychologist!

If I weren’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… travelling and chasing the sun.

Past work lives include: Teacher and Student Wellbeing Leader. Also, Household CEO and Domestic Engineer, Personal Chef, Chauffeur, Professional Negotiator, and Snack Dispenser (or as they like to call out 100 times a day, Mum).

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When Kate’s not going on bear hunts, or crocodile wrangling her 1-year-old, you’ll find her hosting wild lounge room dance parties and showing off her freakish limbo flexibility.

Currently: Wondering if my accident-prone children are going to avoid an incident report at daycare today (they're very good at falling over).

Catchphrase: That’s wild!

Pet peeve: When people use ‘pacific’ instead of ‘specific’.

Childhood career aspiration: African safari host.

If I weren’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… tasting all the chocolate and wine the world has to offer me.

Past work lives include: Stylist at Sportsgirl, Optical Dispenser, Receptionist, Administrator, Telehealth Coordinator, Assistant Commercial Property Manager, Chiropractic Assistant, Baby Whisperer, Toddler/Sibling Showdown Referee (safety first) and CCMI (Chief Closet Monster Inspector).

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When Serenna isn’t busy trying to intercept her mischievous cats before their next mission of destruction, you’ll find her soaking up the sun on long beach walks or dreaming up her wish list of holidays for the next 10 years.

Currently: Considering using my neighbour's pool while they're not home.

Catchphrase: Are you serious?

Pet peeve: Typos.

Childhood career aspiration: Naturopath or herbalist.

If I weren’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… A yoga teacher!

Past work lives include: Insurance specialist and the best retail manager Bunnings has ever known (not an official accreditation).

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When she’s not shopping for bargains at Aldi, or on an action-packed weekend away, you’ll find Rosie at the gym – not because she likes it, but because she likes wine and cake more.

Currently: Thinking about eating breakfast at lunchtime, and, that she will be back at school pick up in three hours, even though it feels like they only just got dropped off.

Catchphrase: Yes!

Pet peeve: My family’s inability to find the laundry baskets, which never move.

Childhood career aspiration: Spice Girl!

If I weren’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… on a beach, drinking Prosecco and forgetting to pick my children up from school.

Past work lives include: Accounts, Administration officer, Customer Service Manager, Phlebotomist (fancy word for the people that take your blood) and my full-time role as taxi service, cook, cleaner, counsellor, coordinator, coach, stylist, and referee aka MUM.

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When Kate’s not busy making more mess than actual food in the kitchen, you’ll find her juggling tea parties and playing fetch while trying to keep her two toddlers and energetic pets sufficiently entertained.

Currently: Wondering if she should go to the gym or get comfy on the couch and watch a movie.

Catchphrase: That's a piece of cake!

Pet peeve: Talking during a movie.

Childhood career aspiration: Zoologist.

If I weren't so damn good at my job, I'd probably be... travelling around French wineries.

Past work lives include: Customer Service, Operations Manager, Commercial Assistant, Brand Assistant, Receptionist, toddler wrangler and dog handler extraordinaire.

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When she’s not being bossed around by her three children, you’ll find Christina ordering her favourite pizza or being dragged behind her adorable dog, Charger, on long walks along the beach.

Currently: Daydreaming about her weekend plans.

Catchphrase: I'd rather stick a hot poker in my eye!

Pet peeve: Bad drivers.

Childhood career aspiration? Veterinarian.

If I weren’t so damn good at my job, I’d probably be… Living it up in Las Vegas or travelling the world!

Past work lives include: Corporate Accounts Administrator, Bookkeeper, Service Coordinator, Facilities Helpdesk Administrator, Secretary, Data Entry Operator and Safeway Check Out Chick.

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When Shanae’s not learning new systems like she designed them herself, you’ll find her sketching anime characters, or watching YouTube analysis videos about movies she’ll never watch.

Currently: Buying shirts that look like bowling alley carpets.

Catchphrase: Yeah sure, no problem.

Pet peeve: Inconsistent formatting.

Childhood career aspiration: A fashion designer!

If I weren't so damn good at my job, I'd probably be... helping my nan in her garden.

Past work lives include: The hospitality industry’s most-friendly Motel Receptionist and recently graduated student who excelled at last-minute smashing out of assignments and visual communication and design in equal parts.